Wednesday, September 21, 2005

It's Official

I deal with fucking morons for a living.

S.C. : "Ok, now, can you tell me if the Cingular software is running."
F.I. : "Um, how do I tell that?"
S.C. : "Well, are there any windows on the screen that say 'Cingular'?"
F.I. : "Um, no, I don't see any."
S.C. : "Are you sure? This problem only occurs when the Cingular software is running."
F.I. : "No, I don't see any windows with Cingular on them..."
S.C. : "Ok, well, I need you to open your control panel..."
F.I. : "Oh, WAIT, I see a window called 'Cingular Communications Manager', is that it?"

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