Friday, September 02, 2005

Sandpaper + Skin + Razor = OUCH

So, I'm currently wearing a 24-hour heart monitor as part of my FAA-mandated medical testing.

The way they prepare us hairy apes is:
1. Shave a Picasso-esque smiley face into our chests
2. Rub area with alcohol
3. RUB AREA WITH SANDPAPER
4. Rub area with alcohol

I think they used to beat you with a leather whip, too, but they found out too many patients were enjoying the process.

Anyway, I have to keep this crap on for 24 hours. Rah rah rah.

I'll post a picture later if I think about it.
posted by S.C. @ 12:33 PM |

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