Friday, September 30, 2005

Words I Actually Said

Sometimes, even *I* am surprised at what comes out of my mouth.

Case in point, last night we were opening a package from Macy's (we're at that point where we get about one delivery every day, which is fun), and it was The Redhead's turn. I was heading into the shower as she pulled the box out, so I'm standing in the bathroom naked when she pulls out the knife set / block that we wanted very badly.

My response?

"That is so cool that I'm going to get in the shower and masturbate while thinking about it."

Thankfully, The Redhead is someone who can take a joke well...
posted by S.C. @ 9:37 AM |


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