Thursday, October 27, 2005

And Nothing Quite Says "I Love You" Like...

Wife
Honey, where's the spatula?

Husband
::slaps forehead:: Ok, kids, let's go!

:: family bundles themselves into the car ::

Announcer
There's just one place to go for all of your spatula needs

Random Voice #1
Spatula City!!!

Random Voice #2
Spatula City!!!

Announcer
A giant warehouse of spatulas for every occasion.
Thousands to choose from in every shape, size, and color.
And because we eliminate the middle man, we can sell all our spatulas factory direct to you.
Where do you go if you want to buy name brand spatulas at a fraction of retail cost?

Random Voice

Spatula City!!!!

Random Voice
Spatula City!!!!

Announcer
And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale.
Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny.
Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents.
And what better way to say "I love you." than with the gift of a spatula?

Random Voice
Spatula City!!!!!

Random Voice
Spatula City!!!!!

Sy Greenblum
Hello, this is Sy Greenblum, president of Spatula City.
I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company.

Announcer
Spatula City - seven locations; we're in the yellow pages under "spatulas".

Neighbor
My, where did you get that lovely spatula?

:: wife looks at camera and winks ::

Singers
Spatula City: We sell spatulas, and that's all.


EDIT

Good God, people, have none of you seen UHF? It's only Weird Al Yankovic's best movie EVER... ;)
posted by S.C. @ 1:59 PM |

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