Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Not Helpful

I really need to censor myself a little better sometimes.

Last night, The Redhead and I were walking around the neighborhood, and she was describing how one of her coworkers was freaked out that she (The Redhead) didn't know what her "something borrowed, something blue, etc." was going to be.

Without missing a beat, I blurt out, "Well, I could wear a borrowed cock ring, if that would help..."

Honestly, where does this come from?
posted by S.C. @ 8:45 AM |


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