Monday, November 14, 2005

"Yes, I Am From The South"

Paraphrase of a speech I heard given about a month ago:

"Yes, like you, I am from the South, where there are three important truths: One, everything tastes better fried. Two, calling my father 'Daddy' is a sign of respect, not weakness. And, third, the three most important words in the month of March are 'Anyone. But. Duke.'"

posted by S.C. @ 8:59 AM |


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