Tuesday, January 31, 2006

The Miracle Of The Loaves And The Fishes

So, for those of you who don't know, the title of this entry refers to a New Testament story about Jesus providing a shit-ton of food for a bunch of smelly, ungrateful people (original King James wording, garunteed!). As the story goes, he gets his homies (the A-Team) to bring him all of the food they can find, and it ends up being two or three baskets of bread and fish. He tells them to distribute the food among the masses, and as they are handing out food, it never runs out. Nobody can figure it out.

Well, we had our own version of that miracle these past few weeks, and I needed to share how blessed we were. Yes, The Redhead and I witness...The Miracle Of The Toothpaste Tube.

I swear to you, EVERY DAY for the last, oh, three weeks, each of us would think the toothpaste tube was finally empty, only to find one more use left in it. By the time the next person came to brush their teeth, it would again contain one more dose.

I'm not actually sure the tube ever did run out, but we went ahead and bought a new one anyway...if it wasn't a miracle, then it meant that the toothpaste was reproducing at a rate fast enough to make up for what we used each day, and I don't want to think about that...
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