Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Spelling Bee

"Ok, Timmy, your word is...multitasking."

"Can I have a definition, please?"

"The concurrent operation by one central processing unit of two or more processes."

"Can you use it in a sentence, please?"

"'Having sex with your wife while on the phone with DirecTV customer support, arranging for a replacement for your Digital Video Recorder which was shorted out in a storm two nights ago, is what I'd call multitasking.'"

"Multitasking. M. U. L. T. I...wait, what did you say?"

It's their own damn fault for keeping me on hold for 25+ minutes...
posted by S.C. @ 7:47 AM |


<< Home